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<text><span class="style2">obbledygook</span><span class="style1"> </span><span class="style8">n</span><span class="style1"> [irreg. fr. </span><span class="style8">gobble </span><span class="style1">]: wordy and generally unintelligible jargon</span><span class="style2"></span><span class="style9"></span><span class="style2">HyperGobbledygook</span><span class="style1"> creates random samples of the kind of bureaucratic, academic, and military doubletalk that makes life in the English-speaking world so nervewracking for people who speak English.</span><span class="style12"></span><span class="style1">The </span><span class="style9">JARGON</span><span class="style1"> button in the corner of the main window will present and save individual items of gobbledygook, one at a time. Use the </span><span class="style5">Jargon</span><span class="style1"> menu to create, save, and print mass quantities of the stuff. Think of yourself as a firefighter fighting fire with fire, or a Tibetan monk trying to invoke all ten million names of God. If we generate enough random jargon, maybe it will go away.</span><span class="style12"></span><span class="style7">Ken FisherDept. of Speech Communication & TheatreState University of New York at OneontaOneonta, NY 13820</span><span class="style12"></span><span class="style7">(click on this field to return to the main window)</span><span class="style1"></span></text>
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<text><span class="style15">enu Info:</span><span class="style10">I've used the word "Batch" here, in deference to my friends in the IBM world — the ultimate source of gobbledygook.</span><span class="style18"></span><span class="style5">Show/Hide Batch </span><span class="style10"> displays or hides the stored entries.</span><span class="style19"></span><span class="style5">Clear Batch </span><span class="style10"> deletes all stored entries.</span><span class="style19"></span><span class="style5">Batch Stats</span><span class="style10"> offers the number of stored entries, the current size of the storage field, and the amount of room left for additional entries.</span><span class="style19"></span><span class="style5">Accumulate</span><span class="style10"> If this is checked, </span><span class="style5">New Batch…</span><span class="style10"> entries will be added to those already in storage. If it's not checked, old entries will be deleted. Entries generated by the </span><span class="style9">JARGON</span><span class="style10"> button are always added.</span><span class="style19"></span><span class="style5">New Batch…</span><span class="style10"> generates and saves a specified number of new entries. When storage is empty, this and the </span><span class="style5">Help</span><span class="style10"> menu are the only two menu items not disabled.</span><span class="style19"></span><span class="style5">Print Batch </span><span class="style10"> prints whatever's in storage, in 9-point Geneva, using a report template called "Basic". You may want to create your own template, using the </span><span class="style5">Print Report...</span><span class="style10"> command, under the </span><span class="style5">File</span><span class="style10"> menu.</span><span class="style17"></span><span class="style5">Export…</span><span class="style10"> asks for a file name, then saves the stored entries to a MacWrite TEXT file.</span></text>